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About the Hotel

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Close to Boscombe Beach

Perfect

9.2

/10

Loved by The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure guests

Quirky hotel

Comfortable beds

Delicious food

Friendly staff

Spacious room

Excellent service

"Love the individuallity of the hotel, each room is decorated differently."

Alison from United Kingdom

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"The room was very clean with cool decor (Additionally with a speaker) much nicer than a standard hotel room."

Anonymous

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"We really appreciated the ground coffee and cafetière just outside the room - such a lovely touch for a slow morning."

Alexandre

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Beachside lodge with on-site sauna and themed dinner nights in Bournemouth

Accommodations

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure offers spacious family rooms with private bathrooms and air conditioning. Each room includes a TV, shower, and free toiletries. Guests have access to a shared lounge and TV area for relaxation.

Dining

The on-site restaurant serves lunch and dinner with vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options. Guests can enjoy evening happy hour drinks and themed dinner nights. A coffee house on site and a bar provide additional drink choices, with wine and champagne available.

Wellness & Leisure

The hotel has a sauna, a steam room, and a spa lounge/relaxation area for guest use. An outdoor fireplace offers a place to gather. Themed dinner nights and happy hour are scheduled regularly.

Location

The property is a 7-minute walk from Boscombe Beach and 3.2 km from Bournemouth International Centre. Bournemouth Airport is 9 km away, and Poole Harbour is 14 km from the hotel. Guests can walk to the beach and explore local shops.

Pet-Friendly & Parking

Pets are allowed at the hotel. Free parking is available on site for guests. The property has CCTV in common areas and outside, plus smoke alarms and fire extinguishers.

Highlights

Location: 7 min walk from Boscombe Beach

Rooms: Family rooms with private bathrooms

Dining: Vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, dairy-free options

Wellness: Sauna, steam room, spa lounge

Entertainment: Themed dinner nights and happy hour

Pet-Friendly: Pets allowed

Parking: Free on-site parking

“This property's quirky business model fosters a genuinely friendly atmosphere, where the staff seems well-trained and attentive; the bar/restaurant, a local favorite, buzzes with regulars. From what I gathered, the management is hands-on and values guest feedback, suggesting a commitment to ongoing improvement. It appears to be a hotel with a clear vision.”

Grace WhitmanContent & Editorial Director at Familyhotels

Location: Perfect

9.2/10Review score

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Highlights from guests

DiningFive Stars!

The steaks were cooked perfectly. The sauce was delicious. We'll definitely dine here again; a fantastic experience.

Rachel from England

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BedroomComfy Sleep

The beds were comfortable and contributed to a good night's sleep. We slept soundly and woke refreshed.

Kenji from Japan

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Room FeaturesFunky Spotless

Our room was spotless and funky. There was also good attention to detail. We loved it!

Marie from France

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Guest ParkingFree Parking!

Free on-site parking was a big plus. It made our stay stress-free and convenient to drive.

Lars from Sweden

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Choose from a variety of room types

Choose from a wide variety of rooms designed for families, including double rooms, family suites, and rooms with breakfast included

Deluxe Queen Room
2 persons
2265 sq. feet
1 Queen-size bed
Heating
Shower
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Large Double or Twin Room
2 persons
2265 sq. feet
1 King-size bed / 2 Single beds
Air conditioning
Heating
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Superior Queen Room
2 persons
2745 sq. feet
1 Queen-size bed
Air conditioning
Heating
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Availability and pricing for your selected dates

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Facilities

Each family-friendly hotel provides top-notch amenities for an unforgettable stay with your loved ones

Facilities: Perfect

9.3/10Review score

General

No smoking on site
Wi-Fi
Free parking
Pets allowed
Security
Coffee shop
Fireplace
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key access

Services

Welcome drink
Happy hour

Dining

Restaurant
Bar/ Lounge area
Dinner

Spa & Leisure

Beach access

Room features

Air conditioning
Heating

Bathroom

Free toiletries

Media

Flat-screen TV

Dining Onsite

At the Deus Ex Machina Hotel, guests can indulge in a delightful dining experience that caters to all tastes. With vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, and dairy-free options available, every meal celebrates fresh ingredients in a warm, family-friendly atmosphere.

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Restaurant #1

Vegetarian and Vegan Cuisine

Ambiance

A modern and inviting setting that is both family-friendly and suitable for romantic dinners, creating a relaxed yet sophisticated atmosphere.

Key Offerings

Enjoy a diverse à la carte menu featuring hearty breakfast options and vibrant lunch or dinner dishes tailored for dietary preferences. Thoughtfully crafted meals ensure a satisfying experience for all guests.

Reservation

Reservations recommended.

Open for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

The Lodge Of Heavy Leisure Location

23 Argyll Road, Bournemouth, BH5 1EB

Map view

City landmarks

Gallery

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

1.4 mi

Beach

Bournemouth Beach

1.6 mi

Harbour

Bournemouth Pier

1.6 mi

Landmark

Shelley Park

3600 ft

Shopping Area

Boscombe High Street

4700 ft

Church

St Peter's Church

1.5 mi

Parking area

Bournemouth International Centre

1.7 mi

Theatre

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

1.5 mi

Landmark

Manor steps Zig Zag

2800 ft

Garden

Lower Gardens

1.7 mi

Landmark

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room Bournemouth

4100 ft

Gallery

Westover Gallery

1.6 mi

Casino

Grosvenor Casino Bournemouth

1.5 mi

Square

The Square

1.7 mi

Landmark

Vitality Stadium

1.5 mi

Landmark

Dynamica Pilates

1.1 mi

Beach

Fisherman's Walk Beach

1.3 mi

Landmark

Red Arrows Memorial

1.2 mi

Landmark

The MacGuffin Project

1.2 mi

Park

Bournemouth Parks

1.7 mi

Landmark

The Polar Bear on the Isle of Wight

1.4 mi

Amusement Park

Seafield Gardens

1.8 mi

Park

Meyrick Park

1.9 mi

Nearby

Harbour

Boscombe Pier

1000 ft

Christchurch Road

Boscombe Chine Gardens

1200 ft

Beach

Boscombe Beach

900 ft

Museum

Science Zone UK

1700 ft

Park

The Coastal Activity Park

800 ft

Boscombe Cliff Rd

Boscombe Cliff Gardens

1900 ft

Restaurants

Chicken & Blues

3200 ft

563 Christchurch Road

Marco's Deli

3000 ft

13 Sea Road Boscombe High Street

The Garden Cafe

3500 ft

Sovereign Centre 600 Christchurch Road Unit M

Paella Express

3500 ft

555 Christchurch Road

Jammin Jerk Hut

3300 ft

579 Christchurch Road

Mcdonald's Restaurants

3500 ft

554-556 Christchurch Road

KFC - Kentucky Friend Chicken

3200 ft

577 Christchurch Road Boscombe

Charcoal Grill 2

1000 ft

575 Christchurch Road

The Green Tara

1100 ft

583 Christchurch Road

Explore Bournemouth

Boscombe Pier

4 minutes' walk

Boscombe Pier offers scenic views and access to local shops. A great spot for fishing and enjoying the coastal atmosphere.

Oceanarium

30 minutes' walk

The Oceanarium showcases marine life and is perfect for families. Features interactive exhibits and a tropical reef display.

Bournemouth Beach

30 minutes' walk

Bournemouth Beach boasts soft sands and lively beach activities. Ideal for sunbathing, swimming, and enjoying watersports.

Russell-Cotes Art Gallery & Museum

25 minutes' walk

This Victorian museum features art collections and beautiful gardens, providing culture and history in a stunning setting.

The Coastal Activity Park

3 minutes' walk

This park offers adventure activities like zip-lining and climbing. Perfect for thrill-seekers and outdoor enthusiasts.

Boscombe Chine Gardens

5 minutes' walk

These beautifully landscaped gardens offer a peaceful escape with walking paths, a play area, and a café for relaxation.

Winton Recreational Ground

30 minutes' walk

A local favorite for picnics, sports, and outdoor activities. A great spot for families and casual gatherings.

Chicken & Blues

12 minutes' walk

Casual eatery famous for its Southern-style BBQ and rotisserie chicken. Perfect for family meals with a relaxed vibe.

Marco's Deli

11 minutes' walk

A cozy deli serving fresh sandwiches, salads, and specialty coffees. Great for quick lunches or takeaway options.

Jammin Jerk Hut

12 minutes' walk

This vibrant spot offers delicious Caribbean dishes in a lively atmosphere. Ideal for colorful meals and flavorful experiences.

Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre

30 minutes' walk

A historic venue featuring a variety of performances from concerts to comedy shows. Check for family-friendly events.

Marvo Mysteries Escape Room

15 minutes' walk

Escape room experience offering fun, challenging puzzles for friends and families. Perfect for those who enjoy teamwork.

Tips on navigating the city

City Centre
Bournemouth 33 min · 1.7 mi
Airports
Bournemouth (BOH) 15 min · 5.9 mi
Southampton (SOU) 80 min · 32.8 mi
Train
Pokesdown Railway Station 17 min · 4600 ft
Pokesdown Train Station 17 min · 4600 ft
Bus
Bus stop 6 min · 1700 ft

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Property information and rules

Check-in

from 15:00-21:00

Check-out

from 08:00-10:00

Internet

Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.

Pets

Pets are allowed on request.

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Former name

deus ex machina hotel

Family-focused reviews and ratings

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Review summary

Based on recent reviews

Guests consistently praise the Deus Ex Machina Hotel's quirky and cool design, noting the high quality and thoughtful features in both the hotel and rooms. Its location, just a short walk from Boscombe beach and close to Bournemouth Academy, is appreciated. The spacious rooms with air conditioning and Marshall speakers make for a comfortable stay, with some guests mentioning that coffee and tea are conveniently available in the hallway. While some found the bed size smaller than expected based on the booking description, the overall experience is considered good value, especially given the delicious food.

Review score

Based on 4 verified reviews

8.3 /10

Great

100%

Recommend

Staff

9.7/10

Cleanliness

9.6/10

Free Wi-Fi

8.5/10

Breakfast

8.8/10

Pros

Stylish design

Comfortable beds

Friendly staff

Excellent location

Good coffee

Cons

Room sound

Bed size

John from United Kingdom

Couple

Superior King Room

4 nights in November 2025

Reviewed: February 13, 2026

9/10

spacious layout lush toiletries comfortable bedding

the staff were friendly. our room had a spacious layout. breakfast had a wide selection of items. i found parking nearby with ease. i also enjoyed the lush toiletries provided, they added a touch of luxury. the bedding was very comfortable, ensuring a restful sleep. the room was very clean, a standard that i expect and appreciate.

some advertised events did not occur, this was a bit disappointing.

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Sebastian from Germany

Single

deluxe queen room

3 nights in June 2026

Reviewed: August 17, 2025

6/10

poor communication missed discount

the room was simple but well thought out.

The music events advertised did not happen and communication was poor. we received no discount in the shop. I didn't know breakfast was included until after my stay.

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Georgia from Georgia

Single

Deluxe Queen Room

3 nights in June 2026

Reviewed: July 14, 2025

9/10

stylish design beautiful plants good coffee

The room design was stylish. The plants inside and outside were beautiful. They were very well cared for. Breakfast tasted very good. The coffee was also very good!

Advertised music events did not happen, there was little communication.

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Steven from Australia

Single

Superior Queen Room

4 nights in June 2026

Reviewed: July 09, 2025

9.3/10

Stylish stay near the beach

warm welcome smooth check-in nice amenities restful sleep

the staff offered a warm welcome. check-in was smooth. my superior queen room featured nice amenities. the bed ensured restful sleep. i found the cleanliness admirable. the hotel's proximity to the beach made it easy to explore. breakfast had fresh options. i appreciated the community feel.

i noticed that tea and coffee facilities are located in the corridor, not inside the room. i didn't receive any information about discounts in the shop. it would have been helpful to know this . this is my only slight disappointment.

Dining

9/10

the bar welcomes local patrons for food and drinks. breakfast features fresh ingredients. guests find simple and delicious options. fresh coffee and tea are available throughout the day.

Facilities

9/10

the hotel boasts unique design elements throughout its premises. air conditioning is available. it ensures a comfortable environment. the hotel welcomes dogs. it also provides water. discounts are available in the shop.

Rooms

10/10

rooms feature colorful decor and neat designs. the hotel offers spacious superior queen rooms. each room is decorated well. the beds ensure restful sleep. products are available in the bathroom.

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